Listen up "dot com". I don't want you to make a parody out of me!

Don't worry, I won't. Oliver Stone already has!

Alexie, please be open to this.
He's offering his storytelling abilities, comedic intuition, and...

...his ability to ascertain the un-ascertainable.

You are old enough to make your own decisions, AL.
Listen ya'll. I don't gots all day. Ohhhh, snap!
George Lucas just made me an offer!

That rat bastard.

Xander looks in trouble! Maybe I'll give this parody a try.

Forget this! At least with George Lucas there are no sets!

Look at that coward running away!